(Inspired by "The Christmas Song", words and music by Mel Torme' and Robert Wells)
"The Halloween Song", words by T.F. Clardy
Bodies roasting on a funeral pyre,
Jack Frost hacking off your nose,
Ghouls dancing round a wild bonfire,
And folks costumed from head to toes,
a pinch of cyanide will do someone in...
but we all know that that's a sin.
Although it's been said with many howls
and a bitter wail,
Happy Halloween to you!