"One of the most important jackasses in American television history...a definite cultural icon." -American Institute of Television
Life with Petunia (1956-1960)
A pet donkey named Petunia follows two muleskinners, Pork
and Beanz, around the Wild West.
Petunia could talk to the audience by using subtitles, but Pork and
Beanz could only hear her bray. The two
would get themselves into all sorts of wacky adventures resulting in
catastrophes from which Petunia would save them. Petunia was famous for her line “Pork and Beanz is going to get
canned!”
The show generated lots of merchandise during its initial
run –from lunch boxes to Petunia dolls.
The best selling item among girls was a straw hat like the one Petunia
wore with a yellow sunflower and donkey ears; boys preferred the gray or blue
muleskinner hats like the ones Pork and Beanz wore.
The show most people remember is the last episode in which
Petunia drags Pork and Beanz into the wagon after they knock themselves out
trying to get away from lit sticks of dynamite they thought were candles. Petunia then jumps into the back of the
wagon, grabs the reins of the workhorse Theodore, and drives the buggy to the
doctor’s office in Gold Nugget City. Memorable line from the episode: Doc: “I seen a horsefly, but by tarnation,
Sheriff, I’ve never seen a donkey drive.”
Characters
Petunia as herself
Rock Boylan as Pork
Kenny Smith as Beanz
Theodore as himself
Winston Smith as Doc Johnson
Petunia’s Wagon Train (1960-1965)
Everyone’s favorite donkey is back –in Full Color! In this series, Petunia is a member of a
wagon train going further west. She is
accompanied by a cowgirl named Bessie and an Indian named Bumblin’ Bee. Bessie is the only person that can
understand Petunia and together every week they save the wagon train and
Bumblin’ Bee whenever trouble occurs.
Hilarity always ensues!
According to television legend, the actor that played
Bumblin’ Bee, the British actor Harrington Cross III, hated animals, especially
donkeys, making it easy to play his character which had a love/hate
relationship with Petunia. Bumblin’ Bee
is famous for the line, “If I a choice, you’d be a pair of moccasins (or teepee
or saddlebag or leather belt or whatever –it was changed every week)
Characters
Petunia as herself
Mary Alexander as Bessie
Harrington Cross III as Bumblin’ Bee
Mack Kennedy as Colonel Frederick Beauregard
When the series was cancelled in 1965, four movies were made
to continue the franchise:
Son of Petunia, 1965
Bessie (played by Mary Alexander) must find a way to get
Petunia to St. Louis to give birth to her colt; however, somebody wants to
stuff her and put her in an Old West museum.
Brewster Kicks It Home, 1967
Petunia’s son, Brewster, must find his way home after
accidentally getting off a train in Los Angeles. While traveling he meets Freddy (played by Mack Kennedy), a down
on his luck veteran. During their
adventures, Brewster and Freddy are hired to play for a local baseball team.
Brewster helps the team to victory and becomes a star. He finds his way home traveling along with
the baseball team.
(NOTE: This movie is set in the 1960s instead of the
Wild West. The movies that follow after
this will also be set in more modern times)
Brewster Kicks Across Europe, 1970
Brewster the donkey travels to Europe to play in baseball
game and discovers relatives destined for the glue factory. He defeats, with the help of his friend
Freddy (played by Jack Farnsworth*), the evil glue factory millionaire Sir
Alfred Stickibunns (played by veteran Shakespearean actor Sir Charles
Fenwick). He and Freddy help the
donkeys find a home in a petting zoo in London. Cheerio!
*Mack Kennedy died in 1966 and was
replaced by the younger Jack Farnsworth
Brewster Kicks Again!, 1973
Brewster meets a circus donkey named Lovey, and he and
Freddy (Jack Farnsworth) must help her save the big top from a scheming
corporation bent on closing down the Algernon Brother’s Family Circus.
Later in the seventies, a movie was made to try to bring the
famous franchise back to television:
Son of Brewster (made for TV movie), 1976
Brewster the Donkey’s son, Algernon, saves a little town
from being demolished and ultimate finds a quiet pasture for his entire family.
The reboot movie:
Three Donkeys (animated) 2016
Three donkeys (Petunia, Brewster, and Algernon) must save
the world from the archvillian Zazu and her evil henchmen. Zazu wants to poison all the farms with a
monster plant she has created in order to force everyone to buy food from her
factories. It is up to the three
donkeys with an orphan named Bess and a bumblebee sidekick named Bebe to stop
the evil Zazu.